Funny Goodbye Quotes for Coworkers: Leaving on a Hilarious Note
Saying goodbye to coworkers can be bittersweet. While you're excited for new opportunities, you'll miss the camaraderie and inside jokes. To make your departure memorable (and hilarious!), consider these funny goodbye quotes. These are designed to be adaptable to your specific workplace culture and relationship with your colleagues. Remember to tailor them to reflect your personality and your time spent together.
General Funny Goodbye Quotes:
- "I'm not saying I'm going to miss you, but if you were on fire, I'd definitely throw water on you... after I took a picture."
- "Don't worry, I'll leave the lights on for you... of the breakroom fridge, that is. You're welcome."
- "I'm off to seek my fortune. (Or maybe just a slightly better-paying job)."
- "Thanks for the memories… and the questionable coffee."
- "It's not goodbye, it's 'see you later'… probably on LinkedIn."
- "I'm not sure what's more terrifying: the unknown future or coming back to the office." (Only use if appropriate for your workplace culture!)
Funny Goodbye Quotes for Specific Situations:
H2: What are some funny goodbye quotes for a coworker I'm not close to?
For colleagues you're less familiar with, keep it light and professional yet still humorous:
- "It's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun working with you all!" (classic and adaptable)
- "I'm leaving, but my legend will live on... (in the form of my meticulously organized desk)." (Slightly sarcastic, but still friendly.)
- "Goodbye, and good riddance... to my overflowing inbox!" (Self-deprecating humor works well.)
H2: What are some funny goodbye quotes for a coworker I'm close to?
With close friends, you can be more personal and heartfelt (while still maintaining the humor):
- "I'm not crying, you're crying! (Okay, maybe we're both crying a little… but mostly from laughter remembering our time together)."
- "I'll miss our daily gossip sessions… and the questionable coffee. Seriously, who brews this stuff?"
- "Don't worry, I'll keep the company secrets... to myself. Mostly." (Said with a wink!)
- "Farewell, my partner-in-crime! Let's stay in touch and continue our reign of terror... I mean, collaboration… Yes, collaboration."
H2: What are some funny goodbye quotes that are short and sweet?
For quick goodbyes or less formal settings:
- "Peace out!"
- "See ya later, alligator!"
- "Bye, Felicia!" (Use cautiously; only appropriate for certain work environments.)
- "Adios, amigos!"
H2: What are some funny goodbye quotes to include in a leaving card?
Leaving cards are the perfect place for a personalized funny message:
- "I'm off to bigger and better things (and hopefully a better coffee machine)."
- "Thanks for everything! Let's plan a reunion… minus the fluorescent lights."
- "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! (Seriously, though, let's keep in touch!)"
Remember to consider your audience and workplace culture before choosing a quote. The goal is to leave on a positive and humorous note, strengthening the positive memories you shared.
